"Grandma, said to hear geese, not guilty in tot death"
Murf?
This CNN.com headline caught my eye, as it seemed like something out of Grimm's or Mother Goose.
"We're live at the scene of this horrific accident, Chuck, and are waiting for an official statement from either the King's Horses or the King's Men at any moment..."
Compelled to click, the previous headline is replaced by : "Woman allegedly advised by geese not guilty in tot death."
She had geese advisers? Well, it's good to hear that they weren't guilty of murder. You know, there is just so much geese-related crime these days...
Then of course came the sad story.
