Q: What underwear brand do Zombies prefer?
A : "Ha-a-a-a-nes.... Ha-a-a-a-nes."
You may now return to your previously scheduled life, already in progress. And if you didn't get it...well...good for you. You were probably doing something really important for the planet, while the rest of us were watching zombie movies.
Thanks. Thanks alot. We were kind of chuckling at that joke, and now we're ashamed. I hope you're happy, high and mighty world-saver. In fact, if this is the way it's going to be in the "world" that you "save", then maybe we'd rather not be in it.
That's right. Maybe it's attitudes, just like yours, that make people want to be effin' zombies in the first place!
No. Forget it. I don't want your apology. Whatever. Like I even want to eat your brain now.
(Tirade finished, I lurch off across the mall, in search of books by my favorite author "Twa-a-a-a-ain.... Twa-a-a-a-in.")
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